Dear Mr. Allergies,
I’m sorry to inform you that we cannot continue our relationship anymore. I can’t handle the crying, ill feelings and general discomfort that is between us. I feel like it’s time for us both to move on to bigger and better things. I have had enough of the guilt trips every time I try to leave my house, open a window or get a whiff of someones perfume or cologne. I wish you would stop coming around when you are least wanted or expected. I can’t handle all the craziness it has caused in my life. You screw up my schedule and embarrass me in meetings. I can’t handle it.
I go through boxes and boxes of tissue when I am with you and it’s just not fair to either of us anymore. I know we will both go on to do good things. I just don’t think we can do it together anymore.
It’s not you, it’s me.
Please understand and respect my decision, as it’s final.